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126 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 17:38

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dobby schrieb:You: hallo, grüß dich

You: unhöflicher Bengel du, nedamol grüß kanna

You: lausbub du

Stranger: hi'

You: ja hallo

Stranger: are you from germany

You: ja bin ich

Stranger: ok bye

You: oha da hadda was gegen deutsche

You: a rassisd

You: lausbub du

Stranger: i do not understand

Stranger: hahah

You: ned mei problem

You: Ich klopf dich windelweich wenn ich dich amol seh

Stranger: ok

Stranger: your so funny

You: und jezadle sagsde auf wiedersehn und gehsd wida spuiln

Stranger: yes i agree

You: konnschd kei deutsch?

You: wosn des für a weld?

Stranger: indeed i am

You: nedamol deutsch kamma meha

You: vor 80 Jahren als der Papa noch an der Machd war, jA da war die weld noch schee

Stranger: you seem very interesting

You: du lausbub

You: bestimmt a dreckiger ami bisde

Stranger: STOP IT!

You: are you from america?

Stranger: wow i can actually read that haha

Stranger: no im from Australia

You: aned bessa

You have disconnected.


So ein Lausbub^^
ich lach mich kaputt Razz


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127 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 17:40

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du meisten gehn bei Hallo, grüß dich, immer Sad

128 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 17:40

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey 18/m/uk here what about you? Smile
You: Schnitzelland f 16
Stranger: horny?
You: I'M not horny I'm a schnitzel
tja, dann sagt er bye. unerhört xD

129 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 17:42

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was hatte der denn?xDD
Stranger: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
When you're in love to stay.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
'Cause you're in love, you're in love,
And love is here to stay!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

130 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 17:44

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You: guten taaag.
Stranger: um
Stranger: english?
Stranger: D:
You: I moag aber keen Englisch!
Stranger: Uh huh..
Stranger: and how does that make you feel?
You: alles schee bei mir. Und bei dir? moagste schnitzel und dieter bohlen?
Stranger: Uh huh, I completely understand...


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131 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 17:51

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like .....
You: penis ??
Stranger: what are you asking? and yes i like it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

132 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 17:54

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Very Happy : D Very Happy Very Happy
Stranger: hey

You: ICH NEHME DROGEN!

You: hilf mir raus

You: hey

Stranger: LOVE YOU

Stranger: <3

You: asl?

Stranger: <3

Stranger: <3

Stranger: <3

Stranger: <3

You: you are nice

You: wanna fuck?

Stranger: sure

You: aufi komm her

Stranger: XD

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 15

Stranger: you?

You: male or female?

Stranger: female

Stranger: you?

You: very good

You: 18 male

Stranger: nice

You: where you from?

Stranger: Sweden you?

You: oha ^^

You: Germany

Stranger: ooh nice

You: we are on the same continent ;D

Stranger: ^^

You: let's have a party and get drunk ;D

You: are you blond?

You: are you there`?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes

Stranger: Do you have msn?

You: gehd dich gar nichts an^^

You: how tall are you?

Stranger: I don't konw

You: taller than 1.60?

Stranger: 1.70 or something

You: des is schlecht, blond und 1.70, da wirds doch nichts mit der fickerei

You have disconnected.

133 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 17:56

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Laughing googlen kann er a nit richtig
. Seine übersetzungen xDD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, I'm 18 M London England... You?
You: weiblich du mensch du
You: schnitzelland
You: f
Stranger: Can I see your breasts?
Stranger: please
You: can you speak german?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Can I see your tits?
You: than you can't see my breasts
You: pech ;D
Stranger: Pussy?
You: Speak german first
You: red deutsch du belzebub du xD
Stranger: ok
You: also deutsch
Stranger: I cant speak deutsch but can say a few words in Afrikaans
Stranger: similar enough?
You: no, red deutsch du belzi xD
Stranger: Actually, are you German?
You: wenn du deutsch redsd
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: Ich will wirklich Ihre Titten sehen!
You: wenn du deutsch redst schon xD
You: du hast nachgegoogelt du doofi
Stranger: Basically can I see the tits?
You: wenn du deutsch könntest du spast
Stranger: Ich will Ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen
You: xDDDD und googlen kannsch a nit
Stranger: Please????
Stranger: Ihres ungefähr so lustiges wie UNTERSTÜTZT
You: What do you want to tell me, ^^
Stranger: that your about as funny as AIDS
Stranger: freetranslations are shite
You: OH, AIDS means unterstützt for you? xDDD
tranger: Can I see your tits yet?
You: Can you speak german? NO
Stranger: I tried though
Stranger: at least commend me a bit from that
Stranger: maybe bra? Smile
Stranger: haha
you: I have to tell you, I am a boy, darling
Your conversation partner has disconnected

134 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 17:57

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Stranger: Hi. Horny?

You: aber sowas von

You: do you have a penis?

Stranger: no

You: I have one

You: but it is mine, only mine ;b

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


tjaaa schade ^^

135 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 17:58

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Goldsternchen schrieb:Laughing googlen kann er a nit richtig
. Seine übersetzungen xDD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, I'm 18 M London England... You?
You: weiblich du mensch du
You: schnitzelland
You: f
Stranger: Can I see your breasts?
Stranger: please
You: can you speak german?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Can I see your tits?
You: than you can't see my breasts
You: pech ;D
Stranger: Pussy?
You: Speak german first
You: red deutsch du belzebub du xD
Stranger: ok
You: also deutsch
Stranger: I cant speak deutsch but can say a few words in Afrikaans
Stranger: similar enough?
You: no, red deutsch du belzi xD
Stranger: Actually, are you German?
You: wenn du deutsch redsd
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: Ich will wirklich Ihre Titten sehen!
You: wenn du deutsch redst schon xD
You: du hast nachgegoogelt du doofi
Stranger: Basically can I see the tits?
You: wenn du deutsch könntest du spast
Stranger: Ich will Ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen
You: xDDDD und googlen kannsch a nit
Stranger: Please????
Stranger: Ihres ungefähr so lustiges wie UNTERSTÜTZT
You: What do you want to tell me, ^^
Stranger: that your about as funny as AIDS
Stranger: freetranslations are shite
You: OH, AIDS means unterstützt for you? xDDD
tranger: Can I see your tits yet?
You: Can you speak german? NO
Stranger: I tried though
Stranger: at least commend me a bit from that
Stranger: maybe bra? Smile
Stranger: haha
you: I have to tell you, I am a boy, darling
Your conversation partner has disconnected
Ich will ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen Very Happy

136 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 17:59

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello,
Stranger: hi, I do applaud your use of the comma
You: thank you,
Stranger: There you go again! You, genius, you
You: i know.
You: i'm the second albert einstein.
You: do you know him ?
Stranger: Not personally, but I know of him
You: aah.
You: i'm -how albert- from germany.
Stranger: You're stopped the commas at the end
Stranger: That makes me sad
You: OH I'M SORRY,
You: don't worry, be happy,
You: Smile,
Stranger: thank you
You: and where are you from,
Stranger: england,
Stranger: I can't do it, I can't copy your genius
You: i know,
You: do you like bacon ?,
Stranger: I am not worthy
Stranger: Sure
You: ooh that's fine i like bacon too,
You: and do you like schnitzel ?
You: ,
Stranger: I am afraid I haven't tried it
You: WHAT ?! YOU HAVEN'T TRIED A SCHNITZEL ?,
You: but you know what a schnitzel is, right ?,
Stranger: yes
You: fine,
You: what do you think,
You: knows the queen about schnitzel ?
You: ,
Stranger: I'm sure she loves it
You: that's great,
You: you're very funny,
Stranger: Is that sarcasm?
You: no,
You: of course,
You: not,
You: do you know robert pattinson ?,
Stranger: That's sweet of you, second Albert Einstein
You: thanks,
Stranger: i know of him
You: but you doesn't KNOW HIM,
Stranger: No, I do not know him even though he is english
You: ooh.
You: ,
Stranger: Why? Do you know RP?
Stranger: Hmmm
You: no
You: ,
You: i only know OF him,
You: but he's so hot and sweet,
Stranger: That is where you and I disagree, my friend
You: isn't he,
You: why,
Stranger: He may be a nice person or whatever, but I don't see "it"
You: hihihi, i think you mean with "it" something very dirty,
Stranger: No, just the "cute/hot/attractive" quality
You: :/,
You: today's the eurovision songcontest,
You: what's your favourite,
Stranger: I did not know that
You: you doesn't know about the eurovision songcontest?,
Stranger: I didn't know that it was today
You: oh
You: ,
Stranger: I never pay much attention, UK never does that well
You: if robert pattinson would sing for the UK, they would win, i'm sure,
You: he's so hot,
You: *-*-*-*-*,
Stranger: aww, I assume you are quite youngish? I remember being like that
You: no, i'm not,
You: i'm 25,
You: so i'm an adult,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Genial xD

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137 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 17:59

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dobby schrieb:
Goldsternchen schrieb:Laughing googlen kann er a nit richtig
. Seine übersetzungen xDD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, I'm 18 M London England... You?
You: weiblich du mensch du
You: schnitzelland
You: f
Stranger: Can I see your breasts?
Stranger: please
You: can you speak german?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Can I see your tits?
You: than you can't see my breasts
You: pech ;D
Stranger: Pussy?
You: Speak german first
You: red deutsch du belzebub du xD
Stranger: ok
You: also deutsch
Stranger: I cant speak deutsch but can say a few words in Afrikaans
Stranger: similar enough?
You: no, red deutsch du belzi xD
Stranger: Actually, are you German?
You: wenn du deutsch redsd
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: Ich will wirklich Ihre Titten sehen!
You: wenn du deutsch redst schon xD
You: du hast nachgegoogelt du doofi
Stranger: Basically can I see the tits?
You: wenn du deutsch könntest du spast
Stranger: Ich will Ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen
You: xDDDD und googlen kannsch a nit
Stranger: Please????
Stranger: Ihres ungefähr so lustiges wie UNTERSTÜTZT
You: What do you want to tell me, ^^
Stranger: that your about as funny as AIDS
Stranger: freetranslations are shite
You: OH, AIDS means unterstützt for you? xDDD
tranger: Can I see your tits yet?
You: Can you speak german? NO
Stranger: I tried though
Stranger: at least commend me a bit from that
Stranger: maybe bra? Smile
Stranger: haha
you: I have to tell you, I am a boy, darling
Your conversation partner has disconnected
Ich will ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen Very Happy
das war der beste satz xD

138 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:01

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Goldsternchen schrieb:
dobby schrieb:
Goldsternchen schrieb:Laughing googlen kann er a nit richtig
. Seine übersetzungen xDD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, I'm 18 M London England... You?
You: weiblich du mensch du
You: schnitzelland
You: f
Stranger: Can I see your breasts?
Stranger: please
You: can you speak german?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Can I see your tits?
You: than you can't see my breasts
You: pech ;D
Stranger: Pussy?
You: Speak german first
You: red deutsch du belzebub du xD
Stranger: ok
You: also deutsch
Stranger: I cant speak deutsch but can say a few words in Afrikaans
Stranger: similar enough?
You: no, red deutsch du belzi xD
Stranger: Actually, are you German?
You: wenn du deutsch redsd
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: Ich will wirklich Ihre Titten sehen!
You: wenn du deutsch redst schon xD
You: du hast nachgegoogelt du doofi
Stranger: Basically can I see the tits?
You: wenn du deutsch könntest du spast
Stranger: Ich will Ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen
You: xDDDD und googlen kannsch a nit
Stranger: Please????
Stranger: Ihres ungefähr so lustiges wie UNTERSTÜTZT
You: What do you want to tell me, ^^
Stranger: that your about as funny as AIDS
Stranger: freetranslations are shite
You: OH, AIDS means unterstützt for you? xDDD
tranger: Can I see your tits yet?
You: Can you speak german? NO
Stranger: I tried though
Stranger: at least commend me a bit from that
Stranger: maybe bra? Smile
Stranger: haha
you: I have to tell you, I am a boy, darling
Your conversation partner has disconnected
Ich will ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen Very Happy
das war der beste satz xD
also ich hät ihm dann Titten gezeigt ^^

139 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:01

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dobby schrieb:
Goldsternchen schrieb:
dobby schrieb:
Goldsternchen schrieb:Laughing googlen kann er a nit richtig
. Seine übersetzungen xDD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, I'm 18 M London England... You?
You: weiblich du mensch du
You: schnitzelland
You: f
Stranger: Can I see your breasts?
Stranger: please
You: can you speak german?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Can I see your tits?
You: than you can't see my breasts
You: pech ;D
Stranger: Pussy?
You: Speak german first
You: red deutsch du belzebub du xD
Stranger: ok
You: also deutsch
Stranger: I cant speak deutsch but can say a few words in Afrikaans
Stranger: similar enough?
You: no, red deutsch du belzi xD
Stranger: Actually, are you German?
You: wenn du deutsch redsd
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: Ich will wirklich Ihre Titten sehen!
You: wenn du deutsch redst schon xD
You: du hast nachgegoogelt du doofi
Stranger: Basically can I see the tits?
You: wenn du deutsch könntest du spast
Stranger: Ich will Ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen
You: xDDDD und googlen kannsch a nit
Stranger: Please????
Stranger: Ihres ungefähr so lustiges wie UNTERSTÜTZT
You: What do you want to tell me, ^^
Stranger: that your about as funny as AIDS
Stranger: freetranslations are shite
You: OH, AIDS means unterstützt for you? xDDD
tranger: Can I see your tits yet?
You: Can you speak german? NO
Stranger: I tried though
Stranger: at least commend me a bit from that
Stranger: maybe bra? Smile
Stranger: haha
you: I have to tell you, I am a boy, darling
Your conversation partner has disconnected
Ich will ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen Very Happy
das war der beste satz xD
also ich hät ihm dann Titten gezeigt ^^
ich. nicht.

140 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:02

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Goldsternchen schrieb:Laughing googlen kann er a nit richtig
. Seine übersetzungen xDD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, I'm 18 M London England... You?
You: weiblich du mensch du
You: schnitzelland
You: f
Stranger: Can I see your breasts?
Stranger: please
You: can you speak german?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Can I see your tits?
You: than you can't see my breasts
You: pech ;D
Stranger: Pussy?
You: Speak german first
You: red deutsch du belzebub du xD
Stranger: ok
You: also deutsch
Stranger: I cant speak deutsch but can say a few words in Afrikaans
Stranger: similar enough?
You: no, red deutsch du belzi xD
Stranger: Actually, are you German?
You: wenn du deutsch redsd
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: Ich will wirklich Ihre Titten sehen!
You: wenn du deutsch redst schon xD
You: du hast nachgegoogelt du doofi
Stranger: Basically can I see the tits?
You: wenn du deutsch könntest du spast
Stranger: Ich will Ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen
You: xDDDD und googlen kannsch a nit
Stranger: Please????
Stranger: Ihres ungefähr so lustiges wie UNTERSTÜTZT
You: What do you want to tell me, ^^
Stranger: that your about as funny as AIDS
Stranger: freetranslations are shite
You: OH, AIDS means unterstützt for you? xDDD
tranger: Can I see your tits yet?
You: Can you speak german? NO
Stranger: I tried though
Stranger: at least commend me a bit from that
Stranger: maybe bra? Smile
Stranger: haha
you: I have to tell you, I am a boy, darling
Your conversation partner has disconnected
*lachfalsh* aids war doch immernoch am besten^^


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbq8pgfzMHA

Supernatural an die Macht.

141 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:03

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Goldsternchen schrieb:
dobby schrieb:
Goldsternchen schrieb:
dobby schrieb:
Goldsternchen schrieb:Laughing googlen kann er a nit richtig
. Seine übersetzungen xDD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, I'm 18 M London England... You?
You: weiblich du mensch du
You: schnitzelland
You: f
Stranger: Can I see your breasts?
Stranger: please
You: can you speak german?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Can I see your tits?
You: than you can't see my breasts
You: pech ;D
Stranger: Pussy?
You: Speak german first
You: red deutsch du belzebub du xD
Stranger: ok
You: also deutsch
Stranger: I cant speak deutsch but can say a few words in Afrikaans
Stranger: similar enough?
You: no, red deutsch du belzi xD
Stranger: Actually, are you German?
You: wenn du deutsch redsd
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: Ich will wirklich Ihre Titten sehen!
You: wenn du deutsch redst schon xD
You: du hast nachgegoogelt du doofi
Stranger: Basically can I see the tits?
You: wenn du deutsch könntest du spast
Stranger: Ich will Ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen
You: xDDDD und googlen kannsch a nit
Stranger: Please????
Stranger: Ihres ungefähr so lustiges wie UNTERSTÜTZT
You: What do you want to tell me, ^^
Stranger: that your about as funny as AIDS
Stranger: freetranslations are shite
You: OH, AIDS means unterstützt for you? xDDD
tranger: Can I see your tits yet?
You: Can you speak german? NO
Stranger: I tried though
Stranger: at least commend me a bit from that
Stranger: maybe bra? Smile
Stranger: haha
you: I have to tell you, I am a boy, darling
Your conversation partner has disconnected
Ich will ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen Very Happy
das war der beste satz xD
also ich hät ihm dann Titten gezeigt ^^
ich. nicht.
ja ;D ich hät ihm welche gegoogled

142 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:03

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Grinsekatze schrieb:
Goldsternchen schrieb:Laughing googlen kann er a nit richtig
. Seine übersetzungen xDD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, I'm 18 M London England... You?
You: weiblich du mensch du
You: schnitzelland
You: f
Stranger: Can I see your breasts?
Stranger: please
You: can you speak german?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Can I see your tits?
You: than you can't see my breasts
You: pech ;D
Stranger: Pussy?
You: Speak german first
You: red deutsch du belzebub du xD
Stranger: ok
You: also deutsch
Stranger: I cant speak deutsch but can say a few words in Afrikaans
Stranger: similar enough?
You: no, red deutsch du belzi xD
Stranger: Actually, are you German?
You: wenn du deutsch redsd
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: Ich will wirklich Ihre Titten sehen!
You: wenn du deutsch redst schon xD
You: du hast nachgegoogelt du doofi
Stranger: Basically can I see the tits?
You: wenn du deutsch könntest du spast
Stranger: Ich will Ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen
You: xDDDD und googlen kannsch a nit
Stranger: Please????
Stranger: Ihres ungefähr so lustiges wie UNTERSTÜTZT
You: What do you want to tell me, ^^
Stranger: that your about as funny as AIDS
Stranger: freetranslations are shite
You: OH, AIDS means unterstützt for you? xDDD
tranger: Can I see your tits yet?
You: Can you speak german? NO
Stranger: I tried though
Stranger: at least commend me a bit from that
Stranger: maybe bra? Smile
Stranger: haha
you: I have to tell you, I am a boy, darling
Your conversation partner has disconnected
*lachfalsh* aids war doch immernoch am besten^^
aber ich will ihr gesicht vergewaltigen war auch krass xD

143 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:04

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dobby schrieb:
Goldsternchen schrieb:
dobby schrieb:
Goldsternchen schrieb:
dobby schrieb:
Goldsternchen schrieb:Laughing googlen kann er a nit richtig
. Seine übersetzungen xDD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, I'm 18 M London England... You?
You: weiblich du mensch du
You: schnitzelland
You: f
Stranger: Can I see your breasts?
Stranger: please
You: can you speak german?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Can I see your tits?
You: than you can't see my breasts
You: pech ;D
Stranger: Pussy?
You: Speak german first
You: red deutsch du belzebub du xD
Stranger: ok
You: also deutsch
Stranger: I cant speak deutsch but can say a few words in Afrikaans
Stranger: similar enough?
You: no, red deutsch du belzi xD
Stranger: Actually, are you German?
You: wenn du deutsch redsd
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
Stranger: Ich will wirklich Ihre Titten sehen!
You: wenn du deutsch redst schon xD
You: du hast nachgegoogelt du doofi
Stranger: Basically can I see the tits?
You: wenn du deutsch könntest du spast
Stranger: Ich will Ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen
You: xDDDD und googlen kannsch a nit
Stranger: Please????
Stranger: Ihres ungefähr so lustiges wie UNTERSTÜTZT
You: What do you want to tell me, ^^
Stranger: that your about as funny as AIDS
Stranger: freetranslations are shite
You: OH, AIDS means unterstützt for you? xDDD
tranger: Can I see your tits yet?
You: Can you speak german? NO
Stranger: I tried though
Stranger: at least commend me a bit from that
Stranger: maybe bra? Smile
Stranger: haha
you: I have to tell you, I am a boy, darling
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Ich will ihr Gesicht vergewaltigen Very Happy
das war der beste satz xD
also ich hät ihm dann Titten gezeigt ^^
ich. nicht.
ja ;D ich hät ihm welche gegoogled
xD

144 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:05

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Stranger: Hey asl

You: how tall are you?

Stranger: 5 11

You: are you male?

Stranger: YeaK

You: I am a female

You: and only 5

Stranger: That's cool

You: yeah it is

You: are you horny?

Stranger: Yea R u

You: nö

You: spast

You: perverse sau

You: bist du schon 18?

You: are you already 18?

Stranger: Yea

You: can I see your passport?

Stranger: How

You: that's your problem, not mine

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also ne so gehts ja nicht xD

145 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:10

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii stranger
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you r g or b?
You: i'm g.b.
Stranger: interesting
You: gay boy.
You: ^^
Stranger: o ,sorry
You: why do you excuse yourself ?
You: i'm lovin
You: being gay.
Stranger: you must be very hot
You: yeah.
Stranger: joke
You: why do you do that ?
You: you're making me sad, my friend.
Stranger: o ,sorry,i don't mean to do that
You: you're lying !
You: :'(
Stranger: no ,truth
You: aaaw.
You: i've had to tell you about a person.
You: her name is tuth.
You: she's a girl.. but she's too young for mee.
You: * me
You: and i'm a gay boy.. and she wants REAL boys.
Stranger: so you love her?
You: NO, i'm not loving her.
You: but..
Stranger: she want you
You: no, she has a boyfriend.
You: his name's dobby.
Stranger: so ,she is your friend or what?
You: not really.
You: she is a..nice person.
Stranger: can i hear the story?
You: which story ?
Stranger: you and the g
You: okay..
You: i'm gay, and I had a boyfriend, Bell, but he had left me. so i was going to tuth, the girl. i told her my story, and she said that she thought i was very sexy. Then I asked her i she would sleep with me.
You: and she said that she had a boyfriend, dobby.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



xDxDxdxdXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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146 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:11

Sternchen

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Black Desire schrieb:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii stranger
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you r g or b?
You: i'm g.b.
Stranger: interesting
You: gay boy.
You: ^^
Stranger: o ,sorry
You: why do you excuse yourself ?
You: i'm lovin
You: being gay.
Stranger: you must be very hot
You: yeah.
Stranger: joke
You: why do you do that ?
You: you're making me sad, my friend.
Stranger: o ,sorry,i don't mean to do that
You: you're lying !
You: :'(
Stranger: no ,truth
You: aaaw.
You: i've had to tell you about a person.
You: her name is tuth.
You: she's a girl.. but she's too young for mee.
You: * me
You: and i'm a gay boy.. and she wants REAL boys.
Stranger: so you love her?
You: NO, i'm not loving her.
You: but..
Stranger: she want you
You: no, she has a boyfriend.
You: his name's dobby.
Stranger: so ,she is your friend or what?
You: not really.
You: she is a..nice person.
Stranger: can i hear the story?
You: which story ?
Stranger: you and the g
You: okay..
You: i'm gay, and I had a boyfriend, Bell, but he had left me. so i was going to tuth, the girl. i told her my story, and she said that she thought i was very sexy. Then I asked her i she would sleep with me.
You: and she said that she had a boyfriend, dobby.

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xDxDxdxdXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ey, bei mir gabs auch was mit dobby-gespräch xD

147 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:12

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Black Desire schrieb:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii stranger
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you r g or b?
You: i'm g.b.
Stranger: interesting
You: gay boy.
You: ^^
Stranger: o ,sorry
You: why do you excuse yourself ?
You: i'm lovin
You: being gay.
Stranger: you must be very hot
You: yeah.
Stranger: joke
You: why do you do that ?
You: you're making me sad, my friend.
Stranger: o ,sorry,i don't mean to do that
You: you're lying !
You: :'(
Stranger: no ,truth
You: aaaw.
You: i've had to tell you about a person.
You: her name is tuth.
You: she's a girl.. but she's too young for mee.
You: * me
You: and i'm a gay boy.. and she wants REAL boys.
Stranger: so you love her?
You: NO, i'm not loving her.
You: but..
Stranger: she want you
You: no, she has a boyfriend.
You: his name's dobby.
Stranger: so ,she is your friend or what?
You: not really.
You: she is a..nice person.
Stranger: can i hear the story?
You: which story ?
Stranger: you and the g
You: okay..
You: i'm gay, and I had a boyfriend, Bell, but he had left me. so i was going to tuth, the girl. i told her my story, and she said that she thought i was very sexy. Then I asked her i she would sleep with me.
You: and she said that she had a boyfriend, dobby.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



xDxDxdxdXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank^^

148 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:13

Sookie

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Black Desire schrieb:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello,
Stranger: hi, I do applaud your use of the comma
You: thank you,
Stranger: There you go again! You, genius, you
You: i know.
You: i'm the second albert einstein.
You: do you know him ?
Stranger: Not personally, but I know of him
You: aah.
You: i'm -how albert- from germany.
Stranger: You're stopped the commas at the end
Stranger: That makes me sad
You: OH I'M SORRY,
You: don't worry, be happy,
You: Smile,
Stranger: thank you
You: and where are you from,
Stranger: england,
Stranger: I can't do it, I can't copy your genius
You: i know,
You: do you like bacon ?,
Stranger: I am not worthy
Stranger: Sure
You: ooh that's fine i like bacon too,
You: and do you like schnitzel ?
You: ,
Stranger: I am afraid I haven't tried it
You: WHAT ?! YOU HAVEN'T TRIED A SCHNITZEL ?,
You: but you know what a schnitzel is, right ?,
Stranger: yes
You: fine,
You: what do you think,
You: knows the queen about schnitzel ?
You: ,
Stranger: I'm sure she loves it
You: that's great,
You: you're very funny,
Stranger: Is that sarcasm?
You: no,
You: of course,
You: not,
You: do you know robert pattinson ?,
Stranger: That's sweet of you, second Albert Einstein
You: thanks,
Stranger: i know of him
You: but you doesn't KNOW HIM,
Stranger: No, I do not know him even though he is english
You: ooh.
You: ,
Stranger: Why? Do you know RP?
Stranger: Hmmm
You: no
You: ,
You: i only know OF him,
You: but he's so hot and sweet,
Stranger: That is where you and I disagree, my friend
You: isn't he,
You: why,
Stranger: He may be a nice person or whatever, but I don't see "it"
You: hihihi, i think you mean with "it" something very dirty,
Stranger: No, just the "cute/hot/attractive" quality
You: :/,
You: today's the eurovision songcontest,
You: what's your favourite,
Stranger: I did not know that
You: you doesn't know about the eurovision songcontest?,
Stranger: I didn't know that it was today
You: oh
You: ,
Stranger: I never pay much attention, UK never does that well
You: if robert pattinson would sing for the UK, they would win, i'm sure,
You: he's so hot,
You: *-*-*-*-*,
Stranger: aww, I assume you are quite youngish? I remember being like that
You: no, i'm not,
You: i'm 25,
You: so i'm an adult,
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Genial xD
ich glaub, er/sie/es steht nicht so auf robert! Razz


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149 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:14

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Stranger: 16 yr old male looking for horny girl Smile
You: tja schade, ich habe einen Penis, eine Freundin und bin deutscher und steh nicht so auf Kinder mit kleinen Hoden. Also mach dich mal vom Acker oder ich hol meinen großen Bruder der dich verkloppt und dann schaust du blöd, weil ich dich dann auch noch verklopp und dann bist du tot und wenn du tot bist dann bist du im Himmel und außerdem steh ich nicht auf Männer, ich bin nämlich normal, aber ich habs nicht nötig hier nach geilen Weibern zu suchen, also verpiss dich.
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150 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 29.05.10 18:18

dobby

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alter mit Amichicksen kann man echt alles machen^^

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