You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello,
Stranger: hi, I do applaud your use of the comma
You: thank you,
Stranger: There you go again! You, genius, you
You: i know.
You: i'm the second albert einstein.
You: do you know him ?
Stranger: Not personally, but I know of him
You: aah.
You: i'm -how albert- from germany.
Stranger: You're stopped the commas at the end
Stranger: That makes me sad
You: OH I'M SORRY,
You: don't worry, be happy,
You:
,
Stranger: thank you
You: and where are you from,
Stranger: england,
Stranger: I can't do it, I can't copy your genius
You: i know,
You: do you like bacon ?,
Stranger: I am not worthy
Stranger: Sure
You: ooh that's fine i like bacon too,
You: and do you like schnitzel ?
You: ,
Stranger: I am afraid I haven't tried it
You: WHAT ?! YOU HAVEN'T TRIED A SCHNITZEL ?,
You: but you know what a schnitzel is, right ?,
Stranger: yes
You: fine,
You: what do you think,
You: knows the queen about schnitzel ?
You: ,
Stranger: I'm sure she loves it
You: that's great,
You: you're very funny,
Stranger: Is that sarcasm?
You: no,
You: of course,
You: not,
You: do you know robert pattinson ?,
Stranger: That's sweet of you, second Albert Einstein
You: thanks,
Stranger: i know of him
You: but you doesn't KNOW HIM,
Stranger: No, I do not know him even though he is english
You: ooh.
You: ,
Stranger: Why? Do you know RP?
Stranger: Hmmm
You: no
You: ,
You: i only know OF him,
You: but he's so hot and sweet,
Stranger: That is where you and I disagree, my friend
You: isn't he,
You: why,
Stranger: He may be a nice person or whatever, but I don't see "it"
You: hihihi, i think you mean with "it" something very dirty,
Stranger: No, just the "cute/hot/attractive" quality
You: :/,
You: today's the eurovision songcontest,
You: what's your favourite,
Stranger: I did not know that
You: you doesn't know about the eurovision songcontest?,
Stranger: I didn't know that it was today
You: oh
You: ,
Stranger: I never pay much attention, UK never does that well
You: if robert pattinson would sing for the UK, they would win, i'm sure,
You: he's so hot,
You: *-*-*-*-*,
Stranger: aww, I assume you are quite youngish? I remember being like that
You: no, i'm not,
You: i'm 25,
You: so i'm an adult,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Genial xD