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226 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 01.06.10 15:53

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hhhhi
You: asl ?? Smile
Stranger: asl
You: 14, germany, f. nd u ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


nazis :/

227 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 01.06.10 23:58

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ich hatte gerade eine wunderbare diskussion darüber, ob harry potter oder luke skywalker gewinnen würde, falls es zu einem Kapmf zwischen ihnen kommt. ich habs leider schon weggeklickt, sonst würde ichs hierher kopieren

228 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 02.06.10 0:01

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Träumerin schrieb:ich hatte gerade eine wunderbare diskussion darüber, ob harry potter oder luke skywalker gewinnen würde, falls es zu einem Kapmf zwischen ihnen kommt. ich habs leider schon weggeklickt, sonst würde ichs hierher kopieren
Geil^^

229 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 03.06.10 19:59

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6119 users onlineYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ??
Stranger: im a robot
You: i am a ghost.
You: of your grandma.
Stranger: rock robot rock
Stranger: dance robot dance
You: the! ghost.
Stranger: oh gosh!
Stranger: i swear i didin't wear you wig and pretend to be elvis!
Stranger: :-O
Stranger: What do you want from me the robot dancer?
You: i want to have a child with you!!! Lets make a baby!
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: i need to go get some condoms
Stranger: lets just use a showercap instead
You: but than we can´t make a child?!:O
Stranger: oh malfucntionnnnnnnn
Stranger: fuck, robot fail
Stranger: robot stupid
Stranger: robot reboot
Stranger: ok, robot stick loading
You: ok, let´s fuck.
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 4
You: FUCK ROBOT!
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 6 inches of steel!
You: wow
Stranger: charging vibrator!
Stranger: loading cannon!
You: that makes your grandma horny.
Stranger: will you bake me cookies after this?
Stranger: warming stick
Stranger: stick loaded, ready for invasion!
Stranger: spread your chicken thighs!
You: if you´re good, yes:)
You: oh no, grandpa is coming right threw the door:O
You: I have to go!!!
Stranger: transform
Stranger: toaster


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Und das bedeutet Krieg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbq8pgfzMHA

Supernatural an die Macht.

230 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 06.06.10 14:31

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Gut zu wissen...:

Stranger: hiiiii
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: where are u from?
Stranger: ı asked
You: no^^
Stranger: ısrael
Stranger: u?
You: germany
You: xD
Stranger: f/m?
You: f
You: 15
Stranger: m
Stranger: 20
Stranger: we will kill all german very sooon
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: are you there
Stranger: fuck you


Hilfe...xD

231 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 06.06.10 15:01

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♥️OnDanse♥️ schrieb:
You: where are u from?
Stranger: ısrael
Stranger: u?
You: germany
Stranger: we will kill all german very sooon



Wie geil Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Ich packs nicht mehr, ich lach und lach Very Happy

http://la-lectrice.blogspot.com/

232 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 06.06.10 22:35

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instantopium schrieb:
♥️OnDanse♥️ schrieb:
You: where are u from?
Stranger: ısrael
Stranger: u?
You: germany
Stranger: we will kill all german very sooon



Wie geil Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Ich packs nicht mehr, ich lach und lach Very Happy
Ja, irgendwie schon geil Laughing Da sagt man einmal, das man aus Deutschland kommt...und dann sowas xD

233 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 11.06.10 23:49

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BACON!!!
Stranger: PASTA
You: CHEESE
Stranger: BURGERS
You: MILK
Stranger: COW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Und das bedeutet Krieg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbq8pgfzMHA

Supernatural an die Macht.

234 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 23.11.10 19:25

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Ich muss mal wieder was posten Very Happy

Also das war bis jetzt der beste Gesprächspartner haha.

Stranger: Nepal
Stranger: smoking weed
You: hi
Stranger: high
Stranger: hello
You: nepal!
Stranger: yeah
You: smoking is not good
You: weed isnt good too
Stranger: yeah i know that
You: hi
Stranger: hehehehe
You: i hope so!
You: hahaha
Stranger: but then also
Stranger: what do u do
Stranger: study work
You: yeah
You: lots of work
You: haha
You: what do u do? smoking weed?
You: ;D
Stranger: oh you study hard work harder
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: smoke weed
Stranger: i get 5$ per stick
Stranger: hahahha
You: hahahha
Stranger: i pay 3 $ in tax
Stranger: hahahah
You: good lad
Stranger: where are you from
You: germany
Stranger: but i dont need to know that
Stranger: hahah
You: :O
You: u?
You: nepal?
Stranger: Nepal man
Stranger: have you heared of Nepal
Stranger: what are your hobbies
You: yeah
Stranger: mine smoking weed and travelling
You: ehm listening to music, party
You: so cool =O
Stranger: oh thats sounds fun
You: i like u! Smile
Stranger: and booozee
You: booze is good stuff
You: hahahaaa
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: wiskey
You: i love whiskey
Stranger: yeah
You: and beer
You: Very Happy
Stranger: what kind of party do u have there
Stranger: dance party
Stranger: house party
You: everything
Stranger: here we have room party it sounds strange
Stranger: hahaha
You: room parties?
You: haha
Stranger: we take room bring lots of booze
You: what are u doing there o.O?
Stranger: weedd
You: ah okay
You: sounds unhealthy
Stranger: and make out neighbours loss there balls
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: yeah thats really unhealthy
You: good, that u know this
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i am a student of public health
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: thats also strange
You: ah okay
You: thats veeeeery strange!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: Nepal is a weirdo country man
Stranger: we can do what ever we feel like to do
You: haha
You: sure Wink
Stranger: every thing leagilized
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: sure man
You: i dont believe u!
You: haha
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: when you visit Nepal u'll believe me
Stranger: some day
Stranger: hahaha
You: okay okay
Stranger: one day i was sooo drunk that i lost my balls man
You: oh okay
Stranger: i was bulling the neihbours boy and he was recording everything
You: strange
Stranger: yeah man
You: cant belive you man ;O
You: *believe
Stranger: yeah man its strange
Stranger: stranger's believe it or not
You: u lie to me
Stranger: hahaha
You: haha
Stranger: no man why should i lie
You: i like u!
You: heehe
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: just type nepal's weed and you can see pictutres of weed growing in street ...in house ...every where
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: thats strange tooo
Stranger: in google
Stranger: but weed and travelling its great man u'll have a connection with your soul
You: jajaja
You: little liaaar
You: :*
Stranger: na man
You: haha
Stranger: ok then i am a lier
Stranger: just for you
You: yes
You: cute Smile
Stranger: he get a kilo of wee n in just about 2$ if we have to buy it
You: jajaja
You: its unhealthy guy
You: maan
You: Very Happy
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: its un healthy
You: look, you know this
Stranger: but i will die when i am about 80
Stranger: thats healthy
Stranger: hahaha
You: youre right :DD
You: oh dear liar
Stranger: yeah man i am a lier
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: a liar wo says he dosent lie
Stranger: thats also strange
You: thats strange
Stranger: http://www.google.com.np/#hl=en&biw=1276&bih=544&rlz=1R2SKPB_en&&sa=X&ei=keDrTKq8MoO-vgP-vbXVAQ&ved=0CBUQvwUoAQ&q=nepalese+weed&spell=1&fp=fee152fdf10c009a
You: the world is strange
Stranger: yeah man
You: especially you!
You: ;D
Stranger: hey would you like to hear about the life of a dick
Stranger: hahah yeah
You: hm dont know
Stranger: A dick has sad life...its hair is a mess...its family are nuts...its

neighbour is an asshole...its bst friend is a pussy...and his owner

beats him regularly

Stranger: its funny
Stranger: i googled it
You: haha
Stranger: hahahhaah
Stranger: thats strange too
You: i know this joke
Stranger: oh
You: everthing is strange
You: even this joke
You: haha
Stranger: what do you have to say about human life
Stranger: i think its weed
Stranger: hahahahhaha
Stranger: hey but never try it man
You: everthings strange and weed
You: no no
You: i wont!
You: its unhealthy, like i told u
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but smoking weed is better than smoking a ciggrate
Stranger: i heard so
You: you heard so
You: hm
You: i dont believe that Very Happy
You: oh dear my little liar
Stranger: yeah i watched a canadian documentry
Stranger: THE UNION
Stranger: no man
You: and?
Stranger: i am a liar for you
Stranger: but its proved
You: you´ll always be my liar ♥️
You: haha
Stranger: yeah man
You: okay okay
Stranger: hahaha
You: hmm
Stranger: if i was not a liar we wont have gone this far in our chat
Stranger: hahahha
You: youre right
Stranger: but i am not
Stranger: hahahah
You: but being a liar isnt good ;D
You: normally
Stranger: yeah i know that
You: but youre allowed to be one
Stranger: but really i dont lie man
You: no no no Wink
Stranger: ok you won i lost i lie
Stranger: :-)
You: YEAH
Stranger: have you been out of germany
You: HAHA woman intuition
Stranger: travelled
You: yess
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: are you a women
You: no im a man, with a long beard
Stranger: oh
You: called santa claus Smile
Stranger: i also have a beard but short
Stranger: oh
You: oh Sad
You: not good
Stranger: preapering for chirstmas
You: yes
You: looooots of work
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: have great holidays
You: children are silly
You: thank you so much Very Happy
Stranger: they believe in santa clause like you
Stranger: hahaha
You: yes haha
You: im a liar too
You: wow, im a good one ;D
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: yeah man
You: so what do u think?
Stranger: yeah a professonal one
You: thanks :*
Stranger: about what santa clause
You: about me Very Happy
Stranger: oh you are a nice man guess soo a liar party lover ......
You: haha Smile
Stranger: are you married
You: no, not yet :DDD
Stranger: preparing to get married
You: im too young, i wish i could marry robbie williams
You: haha
You: what a pity
Stranger: hey dont you have problem keeping your beard
You: it will get a problem
You: :S
You: have to cut my beard, sh*t
Stranger: when you spit mainly
Stranger: hahaha
You: haha
Stranger: or when you have a beer
You: thats a big problem
Stranger: you have to wipe it offf
You: hmmm
Stranger: whats the time there
You: i think ill stop my job as santa claus
You: its
You: wait please
You: its 5 pm
You: 17.00
You: cool
Stranger: oh
Stranger: its 9;30 pm here
You: dont u have to go to bed?
You: Wink
Stranger: you stay with your family or alone
You: family
Stranger: yeah its about time
You: theyre everwhere!
You: Very Happy
Stranger: i also have to prepare for my exams
You: Sad
Stranger: yeah your right
Stranger: family is every but you have to create the environment
You: hm
You: are u alone?
Stranger: no with my family
Stranger: mom day my sis
Stranger: dada
You: dada
You: haha
You: oh okay
Stranger: pops
You: dont have a sister
You: im lucky haha
Stranger: hahah yeah man
Stranger: you have finished your studies
You: no not yet
Stranger: oh
You: do u?
Stranger: no man 3 years left
Stranger: hey i tink i have to go now felt really nice chatting with you
You: Sad((
You: noooo
You: dont go Sad
Stranger: have fun always keep on smiling an laughing
Stranger: why man
You: i like you!
Stranger: create an environment there are many people waiting to chat with you
You: youre funny Very Happy
Stranger: funny
Stranger: hahahah
You: yes
Stranger: and a liar
You: yes ♥️
You: haha
Stranger: hey world always moves round and we stand still or maybe we are walking but i think we have to do something that we must feel proud of .......
Stranger: best of luck for that
You: wow
Stranger: and
Stranger: Other people don’t make us mad, sad or glad we decide on some level to empower them to do that we have the power to change how we feel by changing how we think the more we think someone has power over us the more power they have
Stranger: hey i'll go man
You: did u write this?
Stranger: m gtting late
You: okay... Sad
Stranger: on man i heard it
You: oh okay
Stranger: have a healthy life
Stranger: dont lie
You: haha
Stranger: play safe
Stranger: hahhaha
You: ill do Smile
Stranger: have lots of fun life is short
You: i wish you a healthy life too!
Stranger: and never think about dying
You: dont smoke that much Wink
You: no i wont...
Stranger: I am just a small piece of shit from Nepal
Stranger: okay man i wont smoke mucha
You: no you arent
Stranger: okay have fun bye
Stranger: tata


Ich hab mir irgendwie einen abgelacht^^

235 Re: Der Omegle-Thread! am 09.12.10 22:52

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eigentlich kacke^^

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 23 m
You: yeah
You: I am 21 f
Stranger: gud
You: where are you from?
Stranger: india
Stranger: u
Stranger: hey
You: germany
Stranger: its a beautiful place
You: I know
You: it is the best
Stranger: r u horny
You: fersure
Stranger: whats ur bra size
You: why guys always ask this?
You: in germany it is a nice 70C
Stranger: love tits
You: I don't know your local sizes
Stranger: what color ur tits
You: what colour?
You: skin?
Stranger: tits
You: like my skin.
Stranger: red or brown
You: I don't paint my bust
You: red or brown?
Stranger: wanna suck ur titts
You: in germany we have pink^^
Stranger: beautiful
You: I am beautiful!
Stranger: let me help u masturbate
You: I am the worlds hottest thing ^^
Stranger: u will love it
Stranger: can i dear
You: I don't want you to help me getting my orgasm
Stranger: try me out u will luv
You: only my big friend is able to.
You: nobody else
Stranger: r u lesbian
You: no man
You: Me is straight
Stranger: ur best friend
Stranger: ?
You: my biggest friend, big in meaning of cock
Stranger: want mine
You: if it is bigger than one food AM?
Stranger: i will satisfy u
You: try out
Stranger: forever
You: oh ok
You: I believe
You: but you are an indian?
Stranger: yeah
You: asian.
Stranger: so what
You: asian = very small penis
Stranger: not small very big
You: how big?
Stranger: 20 cms
You: what I said, small
You: in germany we have cocks over 40.
You: mostly over 30
You: never under 20
Stranger: 20 cms soft and 48 cms hard ok
You: 48? too big, I'm sorry darling
You: over 35, never
Stranger: come on
Stranger: baby
Stranger: skype
You: guy, listen. now you put your very small penis in and get lost.
You have disconnected.

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