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Black Desire schrieb:Goldies Idee geklaut..xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: asl ?
Stranger: 19m
You: and where are you from ?
Stranger: uk
You: cool ;D
Stranger: u?
You: 18, f, schnitzelland.
You: do you know schnitzelland ?
Stranger: ya i hav heard abt ur country...!!
You: ;D
Stranger: u hav b.f.??
You: b.f. ?
You: boyfriend ?
Stranger: ya..
You: yes, i have.
Stranger: cooll
Stranger: u r virgin??
You: noo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xD

ey, du hast mit dem gleichen gechattet wie ich vorher, denke ich

Grinsekatze schrieb:haha, da ist ein typ der sucht verzweifelt nach freunden^^

so einen hatte ich auch mal xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
You: Is there anybody?
Stranger: hiiiiiii
Stranger: yehhhh
Stranger: from?
You: yippie^^ germany and you?
Stranger: fm or m?
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: i m 20 m
You: so where are you from?
Stranger: actually i need of true frnd
Stranger: canda?
You: question?^^
Stranger: wht is ur age?
You: 16.
Stranger: kk
Stranger: do u have boy frnd?
You: hm, there are guys I like but actually not a real boyfriend. and you? a girlfriend?
Stranger: no i m single
Stranger: can we make good frnds?
You: I don´t know how this should work out^^
Stranger: no problem......plz
You: how? "yeah I´m your friend!" or what?xD
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: no i don´t. And I don´t think you would like me, my weight is very high and I´m very ugly!

Ich kenn jetzt voll die Initmitäten meiner Gesprächspartnerin^^

der will mit mir befreundet sein, is der doof?!^^

yah xDD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u f?
You: ya u?
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: 56
You: u?
Stranger: 24
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

der hatte wohl ein problem xD
Stranger: indian girl???
You: no, why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ich bin zu ehrlich, ich sollte mehr lügen erzählen^^

Grinsekatze schrieb:Ich bin zu ehrlich, ich sollte mehr lügen erzählen^^

ich sag immer ich bin 16 xD

alter das gespräch ist so toll^^

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: wut?
You: angst ?
Stranger: wut?

You: angst ?
Stranger: no
You: why ?


xD

dobby schrieb:alter das gespräch ist so toll^^

Jaa stell rein xD

Black Desire schrieb:

dobby schrieb:alter das gespräch ist so toll^^

Jaa stell rein xD

noch sind wir nicht fertig^^

Black Desire schrieb:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: wut?
You: angst ?
Stranger: wut?

You: angst ?
Stranger: no
You: why ?


xD

haha^^

so, jetzt schreib ich mit nem typen aus ägypten:P

alter ich glaub die macht sichs echt, solang wie die immer braucht um zu schreiben^^

Ich bin unlustig

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiiii
Stranger: horny girl ???
You: schnitzellandgirl
Stranger: nice
Stranger: where are u from??
You: schnitzelland xD u?
Stranger: romania
Stranger: ...
Stranger: age??
You: 49 u?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: do u have msn??
You: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are u horny??
You: im schnitzel
dann hat er weggeklickt xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: wut?
You: angst ?
Stranger: wut?

You: angst ?
Stranger: no
You: why ?
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: philosophy..
You: yes.
Stranger: want to answer?
You: and where are u from ?
Stranger: can you guess?
Stranger: It's 11:07pm now
You: noo.
You: are you american ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm Asian
You: ah
Stranger: you Ameriacan?
You: noo.
You: I'm from Germany.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: Germany~
You: yes~
Stranger: hehe~
You: ~
Stranger: do you know any Asia country?
Stranger: huh?
You: ah..china..japan..northkorea..southkorea..
Stranger: good
You: thanks xD
Stranger: I'm included in that 4 country hehe
You: i guess you're japanese.
Stranger: which country do you like best!?
You: oh i don't know
Stranger: ohwowow
Stranger: answer me plz
You: i've never been in asia
Stranger: ok......... but!!
Stranger: answer me! haha I'll never disappoint about your answer!
Stranger: absolutely! haha:)
You have disconnected.

xD

naja sind wir fertig ^^

You: I am so horny

Stranger: M or F?

You: m

You: u?

Stranger: F

You: how old and where are you form?

Stranger: 18 US

You: 18, Germany

You: wanna cyber?

Stranger: sure

You: nice

You: let's start?

Stranger: sure, you first

You: I have some questions, before starting.

Stranger: ok

You: how tall are you?

Stranger: 5'5"

You: oh ok.

You: can you describe yourself?

Stranger: brunette, hazel eyes, straight hair

You: what's your bra size?

Stranger: C

You: what do you wear?

Stranger: tank tops and skinny jeans

You: what are you wearing under this?

Stranger: white bra, black thong

You: that's hot.
are you shaven?

Stranger: yeah

You: complete or is there are pattern?

You: a

Stranger: completely

You: why this?

Stranger: just bothers me when it's not

You: do you have a boyfriend?

Stranger: nope

You: are you stila virgin?

You: still a

Stranger: nope

You: when was your first time?

Stranger: 3 months ago

You: why happened it?

You: are you there?`

Stranger: yeah sorry, it was a relationship I've been in for a long time

Stranger: we broke up last week

You: oh I am sorry with you.

You: why broke it up?

Stranger: because he was cheating on me

You: ok, I understand, that's reason enough

Stranger: yeah..

You: do you masturbate?

Stranger: yepp

You: how often?

Stranger: 2 a week

You: and in what situations?

Stranger: alone, stressed, horny

You: and in what situations you're gettin horny?

Stranger: naturally horny

You: are you horny at the moment?

Stranger: yepp

You: do you masturbate?

Stranger: already asked that, yeah

You: I mean at the moment

Stranger: yeah

You: really?

Stranger: yepp

You: amazing.. I thought you're wearing something?

Stranger: I am, I took it off a couple minutes ago

You: all your ylothes?

You: clothes

Stranger: nope, just below the waist

You: and how do you satisfy yourself?

You: are you there?`

Stranger: fingering

You: how much time do you need?

You: are you there?.

You: do you have a squirting orgasm?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hey!
Stranger: how r u ?
You: fine and you?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: im from egypt
You: oh, that´s nice.
Stranger: u?
You: germany.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i may go there
You: really? I also would like to go to egypt.
Stranger: haha u r welcome
Stranger:
You: tanks, you too^^ f or m?
Stranger: im male
You: how old?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: n u ?
You: 16.
Stranger: female or male ?
You: female.
Stranger: wts ur name ?
You: bella and yours?
Stranger: shady
Stranger: nice to meet u bella:)
You: nice to meet you too! so, how is the weather in egypt?
Stranger: nw its cool warm but in august it will be too hot
Stranger: XD
You: too hot means? hm, in germany its cloudy... I would like to change!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: i wanna go to country who got cloudy wether
Stranger: weather*
Stranger: XD
You: we could make an exchange!^^

dobby, du Grindsau..

Black Desire schrieb:dobby, du Grindsau..

wasn?^^

dobby schrieb:

Black Desire schrieb:dobby, du Grindsau..

wasn?^^

Was du sie da fragst..

Haha, seid ihr auch alle süchtig?
Das war doch eine gute Idee, den Thread zu eröffnen!

so ne chinesin glaubt echt, es gibt ein land das offiziel schnitzelland heißt xD